Clearance Level: 3/5

Classified Information: Eyes Only

You have been granted access to the most highly classified information in the galaxy. But don't worry, it's not like you're going to remember any of it.

Read the briefing document.

Note: This is not a drill. The information you're about to read is so sensitive that our lawyers had to be threatened at gunpoint to let us release it.

Quantum Bureaucracy: Where the bureaucracy is so complex, you need a PhD to understand it.

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